Fitty's Commencal Furious 08'

This is our man Fitty (real Mauri name longer than this post), outside our Cardiff bike shop. You'll normally catch him kicking about on a GT BMX. Well Mrs Fitty must’ve had a stroke or something ‘cause she’s let him blow £2k on this stunning Commencal ’08 Furious. Absolutely nothing to do with him sulking for 4 months I’m sure.
This thing looks more reliable than gravity and I'd love to nick it and get over to Cwm Carn to test out the 180mm  travel at both ends, unfortunately Fitty isn't prepared to let go of it quite yet (a man really shouldn't take his bike to the toilet). Anyway I'd be petrified of scratching the paintwork on that beautiful Cedric Gracia signature frame.