Dangerous Dave - new variant

The variant of record scoring in the Dangerous Dave game seems to present a new challenge to our readers:

Good afternoon.

I refer to the email you received from Y.C in Taipei regarding longest and shortest records.

Well I'd like to submit my score for the longest distance hiding Dave's head in the sand.
Regards, Larry

Should we be concerned that it's always the 'furthest' that's most popular on account of a hidden streak of agression in our readership? I'll blame it on the weather.